NO BLINKING!

Our sister Jocelyn is the staring contest champion. Except that she randomly starts them if you look her in the eye, so when you blink you lose the game you didn’t even know you were playing. After you lose you will automatically start another staring contest so that you can win, but she is ready for you and WILL win even if the odds are against her. With all of that said I present to you an interview with the one and only staring contest champion, Jocelyn Powell.

Interviewer: “How do you feel being the staring contest champion?”

Jocelyn: “I feel like I am going to get $99 in one day.”

Translation: I feel great

Interviewer: “How can you not blink for sooo long? What’s your secret?”

Jocelyn:“Minecraft. Because you have to stare at the screen for a long time so that you don’t die.”

Interviewer: “Why do you start random staring contests?”

Jocelyn:“Um… cause it’s fun”

Interviewer: “Why do you think no one can beat you?”

Jocelyn: “Because I believe in myself.”

Interviewer: “Why do you like staring contests?”

Jocelyn: “Because I can.”

Interviewer: “What will you do now that you are the staring contest champion?”

Jocelyn: “Well when you post this I will become famous so I will get a lot of money so that I can buy all the Minecraft stuff.”

This interview was presented to you Carlee Nelson

2 Replies to “NO BLINKING!”

  1. Carlee, that is a great interview, and I love how you can translate J’s meanings too! You and your siblings are such protagonists for social action in your communities. This blog shows how you are all empowered to strengthen your character which will enable to make big changes in the world. Thank you for a breath of freshness in a world full of dark news.

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